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Ed Hardy (by Christian Audigier), the leading purveyor of fine douche-wear such as faux-tattoo print T-shirts and trucker hats, have finally taken the next logical step and created their own “V.I.F. Drinks” (which I assume stands for Very Important Fuckface) beverage line. You know, like that old saying goes: If you can do one ...

Back in the day when young adults in the suburbs wanted to be rebels, they would pay their local hobo to pick them up a six-pack of wine coolers or a bottle of Boone’s Farm. A decade later the drink du jour for the underage set was Smirnoff Ice. Today, young folks turn to alcoholic [...] Related posts:SparksNEWS: Arizona All City NRG Brings ...

With the holiday season comes a plethora of holiday flavors. One of the most popular is pumpkin spice, which is not only a Starbucks Latte variety, available only this time of year, and a limited edition Bath & Body Works scent, it’s also a seasonal Silk Soymilk flavor. I believe Pumpkin Spice was [...] Related Posts: Silk Soy ...

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. The Jones Tofurky & Gravy soda is disgusting and salty. If it wasn’t gross, I would’ve been extremely disappointed with Jones Soda. (via BevReview, The Soda Jerks and Foodette Reviews) Speaking of Tofurky, the real thing is just as…um, what’s the ...

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. Yay! I don’t have to lick Smurfs anymore! (via Snack Overload) I believe every episode of a soda review video podcast should end with the host burping the alphabet. (via Soda Giant) Hooters has new wing flavors and are still filled with men who [...] Related ...

The Yoplait Smoothie kits, or as I like to call them, Jamba Juice Action Playsets, allow normal folk, like you, me or your children, to walk and blend in the shoes of a Jamba Juice worker. With a blender, a carton of skim milk and these Yoplait Smoothie kits, you can experience a day [...] Related Posts: Jack in the Box Strawberry Banana ...

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. I’ve always wanted to drink the sauce Panda Express uses on their Orange Chicken. (via Review Spew) If you’re a gamer and you’re drinking something called Gamer Juice, I hope you get fragged. (via Snack Overload) I don’t trust skinny chefs. I ...

Is there anything inappropriate about a man wearing a woman’s deodorant? Smelling “powder fresh” might not be the optimal scent for a man, but the sour smell from going au naturel is even less so. Is there anything wrong with a man using menstrual cramp reliever Midol to help ease the pain of [...] Related Posts: Go Girl Energy ...

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. Finally, a snack that’s being marketed directly to stoners. (via Jim’s Chocolate Mission) Cheeseburger flavored potato chips! Why don’t we have this in America? We’re the heaviest country in the world and we don’t have cheeseburger flavored ...

The drab color of the Odwalla Wholly Grain! Tropical Medley fruit smoothie doesn’t make me want to drink it, instead I want to use it as a color swatch to help me decide which hue of paint I should use if I ever need to repaint the inner walls of a correctional facility or mental [...] Related Posts: NEWS: Addition of New Tropical ...